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A typical wrong number call goes something like this:

Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "..."
M: "Um, hello??"
C: "Ter - Terry???"
M: "No, this is Eric. I think you have the wrong number."
C: <click>

Just once I'd like to hear something like:

Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Good morning, good mir. May I please speak with Sir Evan Eschmeyer III?"
M: "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."
C: "Oh, gad! I do apologize sincerely for taking time away from your surely busy morning. I shall not trouble you a moment longer. Good day, and God Bless you and your entire family."

Too much?

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