A typical wrong number call goes something like this:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "..."
M: "Um, hello??"
C: "Ter -
M: "No, this is Eric. I think you have the wrong number."
C: <click>
Just once I'd like to hear something like:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Good morning, good mir. May I please speak with Sir Evan Eschmeyer III?"
M: "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."
C: "Oh, gad! I do apologize sincerely for taking time away from your surely busy morning. I shall not trouble you a moment longer. Good day, and God Bless you and your entire family."
Too much?