singley.org > blog archives > The Dark Lord Hates Typos 02.27.2004

Isn't satin great? It's just so soft, so shiny, so pleasant to the touch and to the eye. I would like to drape myself in a satin toga and just run around the house (or outside the house - I have no qualms about my love for satin or for togas) all day long. And the best part is that I'm not alone in thinking that satin, well, rules! Someone else, someone in my very neighborhood thinks the same thing! Check out this picture I took of this satin-lover's markings in the sidewalk across the street. Fantastic!

Oh. Wait. That's not what they meant? Well that sure is disappointing. Look, bub, a little tip: if you are going to proclaim your appreciation for the Dark Lord, learn to spell and try not to confuse him with a cuddly, shimmering fabic.

No, I thnk I undrstnd. The cemnt ws dryng quikly and he/she had to move fst. It tkes mch lss tme to wrte jst a line thn to drw out an entre A. Anther crner cut ws to wrte a singl Z rathr thn a both an E and S. It is imprtant to thnk lke the satin lovr if 1 is to undrstnd hm/hr.

Ahem!! I'm WAITING!!!!!!